Updated; now, with 100% more embedded video! I just wrote an ad on Craigslist for Web Development:

For 15 years, I've been making websites. From high profile, large-scale dynamic web applications to simple but graceful and fun sites, I love working with the web. I taught at the Art Institute of Colorado for more than seven years, so I've picked up a thing or two about graphics applications and Information Architecture. As a programmer, I've been a leader in developing unit tests, QA processes and versioning systems as well as a team player in an agile scrum (which is not as exciting or as deviant as it sounds). If you need PHP and MySQL programming, no problem. If you want animated Rich Internet Applications with Flash, again no problem. Specializing in Drupal application development using the popular open-source Content Management System (I'll be presenting at DrupalCampColorado the weekend of June 27), customized and safe web development is only a click away at http://www.databoy.biz or the e-mail at this listing! Quotes and the first hour of consultation are always free!

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